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How does a vampire enter his house from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.

How do you join a Vampire Fan from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name, address and blood group.

Whats a vampires favorite hobby Ingraveing Vampire from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.

Why was the vampire thought of as from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.

What do you call a vampire after from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes? They looked both ways before they crossed.

Two men were having a drink together from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Two men were having a drink together. One said, "I'd rather live with a vampire than with my wife." "Why's that?" asked the other. "Because she's always trying to bite my head off," he replied.

Did you hear about the vampire who from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.

Did you hear about the vampire who from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.

Why do vampires hate arguments Because they from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

What is a vampires favorite sport Batminton from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What is a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton.

What do you call a vampire junkie from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.

What does a vampire stand on after from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.

How does a vampire clean his house from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.

What is the vampires favorite slogan Please from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.

Why was the young vampire a failure from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.

Why wouldnt the vampire eat his soupIt from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.

Why is Hollywood full of vampires They from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.

What is the first thing that vampires from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing from Flashcomment Vampire jokes Jokes
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.